Monday, April 18, 2005

My Next Lawnmower

I can hear my neighbor mowing his lawn this morning,
which reminds me that I need to drag out my lawnmower from winter storage and do likewise.
Which made me think how much I'd rather have a self-guiding, cyber-brain-controlled hover lawnmower with satellite, toaster, beer tap, and rear-mounted dog-poop-vaporizing laser.
I mean, who wouldn't?